Someday I'm gonna be famous Do I have talent ... well ... no These days you don't really need it Thanks to reality shows Can't Wait to date a supermodel Homepage Design Langenfeld Can't Wait to sue my dad Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari On my way to rehab
Chorus: 'Cause when you're a Celebrity Brauhaus Köln It's adios reality You can act just like a fool People think you're cool Just 'cause your on TV I can throw A major fit When my latte isn't just how I like it Engelkarten They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame And the pressures that it goes with Being a Celebrity uh huh Wermelskirchen Immobilien I get to cry to Barbara Walters When Things don't go my way I'll get community service No matter which law I break I'll make the supermarket tabloids They'll write some awful stuff Hänsel Gretel But the more they run my name down THE MORE MY PRICE GOES UP
Chorus: 'Cause when you're a Celebrity It's adios reality augenlaser No matter what you do People think you're cool Just 'cause you're on TV I can fall in and out of love Have marriages that barely last a month When they go down the drain Stundenplan pink I'll blame it on fame And say it's just so tough Being a Celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of fun in the sun Babyzimmer Set We'll be real world bachelors Jackass Millionaires Hey, Hey, Hollywood Here we come!
Chorus: Steuerberater Bad Homburg Yeah, When you're a Celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just cause you're on tv ...Being a Celebrity ...Yeah Celebrity ...uh-huh "Where's my coffee?"
